me:   satan is most awesome
god:   no
god:   satan is evil
me:   kids love satan
god:   not me
me:   you aren't a kid
god:   well, I hope my kids dont either
god:   and I didnt love satan when I was a child
me:   then you were never a kid
god:   ok, fine
me:   satan!
god:   satan is bad
god:   why do you like satan?
me:   because satan is my friend
me:   i am going to eat devil food now
me:   bye
god:   no, satan pretends to be your friend
god:   do not follow satan
me:   poor ricky
god:   why?
god:   I love Jesus Christ He is your real friend