i got ROBBED. i dont mean the oscars i mean literally. my pants were stolen
Happy 30th Birthday Amy!
what do you call somebody with no body and a nose
http://wh.gov/KiE http://wh.gov/K0N
http://wh.gov/KiE
tubby little tummy all stuffed with fluff.
"[Abstinence] fails so badly that sometimes it fails even when you're not having
pluralism
atheism is a religion the same way that not collecting stamps is a hobby
this title is bananas. b://an.a.nas/
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this title is censored. https://www.popvox.com/bills/us/112/hr3261
I've defeated a raccoon ... SCIENCE!
oh jesus oh lordy
categories: friends' significant others that i would get with
happy birthday, nin's
i tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that i was kissing
happy birthday, assuming you see this.
best movie?
Hawkeye State = Hypocrite State
Mary's "Virgin" Explanation Made Joseph Suspect Upstairs Neighbors
the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me tonight
swapfile has holes!
paul's mom is hot
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sperm can live in the female reproductive system for up to three days
happy birthday, andrea!
Green is not a creative color
STOP WRITE THE MAIL!!!!!!!! - YOU BLOCK THE MAILBOX!!!
learning from the nazis isnt enough/you have to actually put them in charge
happy bday tim & katie!
maybe it's the booze talking, but i want you to know i love booze
Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant/Im just getting more awesome
happy thirty luftballoons, vin.
hey eddie. how often does your girl want to party?
battleshit-faced
how did i get this long triangle?
it can be very distressing bumping into someone you once dated. or someones
how did i get this long triangle?
there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy
happy birthday homie, g.
penis is not the answer. "penis?" is the question, penis is the answer.
violence is not the answer. "violence?" is the question, yes is the answer
firefox passed the acid 3 by changing the conditions of the test.
(s)o (h)appy (i)t's (t)uesday
i like my beats fast and my bass down low
what happens in my anus stays in vegas
the first rule of hatha yoga, is you do not talk about hatha yoga.
2011-1991 is the same as 1991-1971